Fantasy Check

Because your girlfriend's Princess Leia bit has become as stale as monogamous sex, we updated the short list of adult role play fantasies.
By Jordan Burchette
Maxim.com

For years we've been force-fed fantasies like the sexy librarian, the corruptible maid, and the anal-lusting Secretary of State. But has anyone thought to ask a man's opinion? We polled a cross-section of thoroughly average men (we didn't even have to leave the office!) for their insights and arrived at these updated fantasies for your girl to try.



Teela, He-Man sidekick


The breast-plated battle-ax not even Jabba the Hutt could handle. Nothing beats a woman who's comfortable with a staff in her hand.



Universal Girlfriend, all-in-one handheld companion


Relationship starting to feel like a Mad About You re-run? Time to change the channel! Fully programmable, Universal Girlfriend is upgradeable and offers hours of P-in-P. (P-in-A negotiable.)



King Mask, Burger King spokesmask


Like a Top 40 song you find yourself whistling unconsciously, the ubiquitous King has now locked up a product placement deal in our very fantasies. Go ahead, show her your flame-broiled Whopper®.



Mama, Mama's Family


Two words: pearl necklace.



Real Real Doll, the ultimate fake orgasm


She does the things your ex-girlfriend never would. Like keep her mouth shut. Or gaping open. Your call, really.



Matt Leinart, quarterback USC


ESPN thinks he's a dreamy superstar, why shouldn't you?