REVIEWS

Let he who is without a real job be the first to cast stones at those who aren't.

• THEWRAP

  ‘Oh Hello’ Theater Review: Nick Kroll, John Mulaney Put on a Show for the (Old) Ages

  Jew’ve never seen anything like it!

   
  
• THRILLIST

  Thrillist Product Reviews

  Smart consumers won't buy a digital camera, Bluetooth speaker, wicker pick-up truck or bottle of pizza-scented perfume without consulting the products section of my personal portfolio site.

• POPULAR SCIENCE
  

  Gear: iRobot Roomba and Scooba

  These anal-retentive vac-bots will leave you floored.

• PREMIERE

  Movies: Hot Tub Time Machine

  Presenting one of the funniest movies of the 1980s.

• MAXIM

  Gear: Bats Incredible!

  Compensate for your lack of natural ability by putting any one of these high-end softball bats on layaway.

• POPULAR SCIENCE
  

  Gear: Philips EnduraLED

  Better, faster, stronger... cheaper?
   
   

• BLENDER

  Live Music: LL Cool J

  The Ripper grants old school–new school graduate equivalency degrees in an hour or less.

• PREMIERE

  Movies: Green Zone

  Dick Cheney's going to have another heart attack.
   

• MAXIM

  TV: Mad Men

  Revisit the exuberant idealism of the early '60s through the prism of an advertising industry that would help crush it over the following five decades.

• MAXIM

  Gear: The Nissan 350Z

  The rebirth of Nissan’s flagship sports car touched our very soul. Right before we nearly ran over some old broad.

• MAXIM

  Video Games: Spider-Man - Web of Shadows

  The Webhead returns for his 85th installment in Activision’s easy-money franchise.
   

• BLENDER

  Live Music: Ghostface Killah

  Wu-Tang’s supreme soloist puts it down for both old and new clientele.
   

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Featured Work

• Beautiful Photos of Homeless People
• Adrian Peterson and the Subjectivity of Savagery
• Script: Clio Awards Hosted by Lewis Black
• 9 True College Football Stories That Should Be Movies
• Honest Mottos for Every U.S. State
• 8 Movie Sex Cliches That Never Happen in Real Life (Thankfully)
• The Dumbest Things About Flying
• This Is What It's Like When the Assad Regime Comes for You
• The World's Sexiest Accents
• Does Hating These Movies Make You a Bad Person?
• NY Comic Con: Flabby Versions of your Favorite Superheroes!
• America's Best Beer Towns

Fellow Proletarians

• Phoenix Productions
• Josh Turk, interactive designer
• Chuck Thompson, author
• Somewhere in Utah Productions
• Derek Reed, photographer
• The Bikini Bandit
• 9.14 Pictures