Talent Reel (3:43)

Join Jordan as he brightens up a chat show, embeds himself within the horde and waxes pompous in this montage of numerous on-camera performances made to create the appearance of a prolific television career.

  • Voice

    If you only half-like him on camera, you'll love Jordan as the disembodied voice heard over more interesting people.

  • Writing

    Volumes have been written about how many volumes he's written. From sports to entertainment, politics to foam-turkey sex, Jordan's covered it all.

  • Advertising

    No one is more adroit at tricking—er, persuading potential consumers of your valuable product into making desired purchasing choices.

  • Photo

    Need image retouching and/or correction? He's like a living copy of Photoshop you pirated off the Internet for free (or close to it).