Talent Reel (3:43)
Join Jordan as he brightens up a chat show, embeds himself within the horde and waxes pompous in this montage of numerous on-camera performances made to create the appearance of a prolific television career.
Volumes have been written about how many volumes he's written. From sports to entertainment, politics to foam-turkey sex, Jordan's covered it all.
If you only half-like him on camera, you'll love Jordan as the disembodied voice heard over more interesting people.
No one is more adroit at trickinger, persuading potential consumers of your valuable product to make desired purchasing choices.
Need image retouching and/or correction? He's like a living copy of Photoshop you pirated off the Internet for free (or close to it).