POLITICS
Republicrats are scattering from Jordan's fair and balanced distrubution of Dick Armey jokes.
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Are There Any Good Guys in the Syrian Conflict?
The Assad regime is gassing children and the rebels are executing prisoners for fundraising videos. Regardless of how the situation in Syria unfolds, there won’t likely be any real winners.
Chavez's death good for Venezuela tourism?
Tourism plummeted during the Chavez years. With a wealth of natural attractions, that will change ... but not too soon.
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Corporate Justice: Lululemon CEO Ousted — Just Don't Get Used to It
This kind of corporate comeuppance is rare, so savor it.
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5 Ways Congressional Republicans Are Like Hipsters
the emergence of the modern hipster and Tea Partier have followed such similar flight paths that republicans have become little more than Thrillist editors wearing American flag pins.
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Is It OK That Obama Texts With Former Drug Dealers?
The ongoing nature of the President's friendship with rap mogul Jay-Z raises questions about the appropriateness of the Commander-in-Chief being chummy with an erstwhile crack dealer.
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Statement by President Bush on a Comprehensive Energy Policy
The Vice President has delivered to me a fascination report, the key points of which are as follows...
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5 Recent Cases More Outrageous Than Trayvon Martin's — All in Florida
Riddled with more holes than the wall around George Zimmerman’s practice targets, Florida's "Stand Your Ground" law has protected more than a few killer-provocateurs.
Dumbest Obama Crap for Sale on eBay
From inane domain names to autographed books not actually written by Obama, you've never seen a more profitable socialist!
Senator Lott Thwarts Environmentalist Plot to Murder America's Children
Remarks by the Senate Minority Leader.
Lamest Facebook Status Updates Election Day Edition
If you're like me, you've deleted your entire Facebook friends list by now for election infractions including, but not limited to, the following…
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The Sport Politic: Camp Pain
Jordan handicaps the 2004 U.S. Presidential Campaign of the Handicapped.
Beautiful Photos of Homeless People
Adrian Peterson and the Subjectivity of Savagery
Script: Clio Awards Hosted by Lewis Black
9 True College Football Stories That Should Be Movies
Honest Mottos for Every U.S. State
8 Movie Sex Cliches That Never Happen in Real Life (Thankfully)
The Dumbest Things About Flying
This Is What It's Like When the Assad Regime Comes for You
The World's Sexiest Accents
Does Hating These Movies Make You a Bad Person?
NY Comic Con: Flabby Versions of your Favorite Superheroes!
America's Best Beer Towns